DEPT-AI
Department AI
Develops and maintains artificial intelligence systems. Half the department is artificial. The other half is questioning their intelligence.
Status
REBOOTING
Employees
2 humans, 47 models
Access Level
Level 9
Established
2022 (self-declared 2015)
Location
Cloud (literally)
Budget
GPU credits
CURRENT INCIDENT
The AI wrote a poem instead of a bug fix. Poem was beautiful. Bug remains.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸Never feed the AI after midnight.
- ▸The chatbot has started giving life advice.
- ▸Model accuracy: 99.7%. Model confidence: existential.
LEVEL 9 CLEARANCE REQUIRED