RECRUITMENT
Department 404 is always looking for exceptional individuals. Or any individuals, really.
JOB POSTING — REQ-404
Problem Solver
PositionProblem Solver
DepartmentTo be determined upon hiring
RequirementsUnknown
ExperienceOptional
EducationNot a factor
InterviewNot required
Background CheckWe already know
SalaryConfidential
BenefitsRewards according to mission
LocationRemote (location is classified)
Work HoursWhen needed
Start DateBefore you know it
JOB DESCRIPTION
You will be responsible for solving problems. What kind of problems? The kind that no one else knows exist. Your work will be invisible. Your contributions will be unrecognised. Your rewards will vary according to the mission. If this sounds acceptable, you are exactly who we're looking for.
No resume required. We have our methods.