DEPT-∞
Department Infinity
Handles tasks that never end. Specialises in infinite loops, recursive meetings, and projects with no deadlines because time is a construct.
Status
ACTIVE
Employees
∞
Access Level
Level 9
Established
Undefined
Location
Floor ∞, Wing B
Budget
Recurring
CURRENT INCIDENT
Loop detected in breakroom microwave timer.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸The morning standup has been running since 2019.
- ▸Their Jira board has achieved sentience.
- ▸Last known exit: unknown.
LEVEL 9 CLEARANCE REQUIRED