DEPT-LEAK
Department Memory Leak
Investigates and resolves memory leaks, data hoarding, and that one VM nobody remembers spinning up. They always clean up. Eventually.
Status
ACTIVE
Employees
We had 6... now showing 847
Access Level
Level 5
Established
2018 (accumulated since)
Location
Floors 4 through 7 (expanding)
Budget
Increasing without explanation
CURRENT INCIDENT
Server RAM consumption exceeded physical reality.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸This department's description used to be shorter.
- ▸They keep collecting employees and never releasing them.
- ▸The office grows by one chair every week.
LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE REQUIRED