DEPT-Q
Department Quantum
Handles issues that exist in multiple states simultaneously. The department is both active and inactive. Observing it changes the outcome.
Status
ACTIVE
Employees
Both 5 and 12 simultaneously
Access Level
Level 10
Established
Superposition of dates
Location
Everywhere and nowhere
Budget
Observable upon audit
CURRENT INCIDENT
Bug exists and doesn't exist until someone checks the logs.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸Their standup happens in all rooms at once.
- ▸Employee reviews are probabilistic.
- ▸The coffee in their kitchen is simultaneously hot and cold.
LEVEL 10 CLEARANCE REQUIRED