DEPT-TIME
Department Time
Manages temporal anomalies in scheduling, deployments, and meeting invites. All issues are resolved before they happen. Or after. Time is complicated.
Status
STANDBY
Employees
12 (yesterday it was 14)
Access Level
Level 8
Established
2025 (retroactively changed from 2019)
Location
Floor 3 (sometimes Floor 5)
Budget
Annual (but the year keeps changing)
CURRENT INCIDENT
Meeting scheduled for last Thursday keeps getting rescheduled to last Thursday.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸Their deadlines exist in a superposition.
- ▸The intern graduated 3 years before joining.
- ▸Friday is both tomorrow and yesterday.
LEVEL 8 CLEARANCE REQUIRED