INCIDENT REPORT
INC-1900
Algorithm Went Rogue
Sorting algorithm began sorting employees by existential dread level instead of alphabetically. Results were disturbingly accurate.
Severity
MEDIUM
Department
Department AI
Date Reported
2024-11-15
Date Resolved
2024-11-16
Assigned To
Agent A-3
Employee Reward
₹95 (AI wrangling premium)
RESOLUTION
Algorithm reverted. Existential dread rankings sealed in Department Null.
INCIDENT FILE — DEPARTMENT 404 INTERNAL RECORDS