INCIDENT REPORT
INC-821
Production Database Deletion
Someone deleted production. Not the data. Not the server. The concept of production. Staging is now production.
Severity
CRITICAL
Department
Engineering
Date Reported
2024-07-15
Date Resolved
2024-07-16
Assigned To
Full engineering team
Employee Reward
₹250 each (crisis bonus)
RESOLUTION
Production redefined. Staging promoted. Nobody remembers the original production.
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